This morning I woke up to my room being very very cold. The temperature was about 56 degrees and I had my fan on! The only thing I can blame it on is my stupid dorm gnome that like to fallow me around at college and tries to make me like miserable.
To make matters worse I have been trying to do my homework for the last hour in half and I tried fixing my heat by putting new batteries in it but it's still at 60 degrees. It's taken an hour just to up a few degrees! :-/
if you still don't know what I am talking about here is an exert that I wrote on my brothers blog about my personal gnome! So enjoy! My brothers link (http://www.darrendurrett.com/?p=50#comments )
Oh, haha don’t even get me started on the Gnomes! Dorm Gnomes to be exact and instead of a personal angel…I have personal Gnome. Ok, first let me just clarify something! I always thought that I was the clumsiest person in the world and on my recent trip to Europe … my group confirmed it when they certified me as the clumsiest of the entire group of 45! (Don’t worry I am going to get to my point of the Dorm Gnomes in a second, I just have to explain something about my personal Gnome!) I tripped over my feet almost tipping over two parked mopeds…not at the same time but 2 for the total. Then, I missed a curb completely somewhere in Rome and probably in front of some HOT Italian guy to add to my luck. THEN… tripping on the train step with my luggage and loosing my shoe in the process; I swear that Gnome took my shoe and threw it under the train and the list goes on! DAMN GNOME! Well, back at school my friends also can’t believe how many times my car/dorm keys, cell phone, and OSU ID ends up missing! I have gone threw seven ID’s, yes I said S E V E N id’s costing $17 each. Not only that but, I somehow managed to loose my keys every morning. I can remember specifically placing my three things – keys, cell phone, id - in their designated spot on the corner edge of my fridge and I would wake up and they would be MIA … somewhere else! GEH , how I love waking up for class and those three precious things I need to survive at college end up on the floor underneath something and send me in to panic mode. I spent those 10 minutes that could have allowed me a nice slow walk to class but now it’s a mad dash to find those 3 things that are so precious and run like a bat oWellf hell….well more like an elderly woman trying to master the art of power walking in a neighborhood, but the way it looks on me, well it’s like someone who is half way to class and realizes that they have to go to the bathroom. Just picture it, I’m pumping my arms up and down, squeezing my butt tight in an attempt to not walk funny, with my backpack swishing side to side in an attempt to keep from being thrown off balance; hence the clumsiness (which I know is my Gnominess) that is all due to my DAMN dorm gnome, argh! I can bet that I will have another one this year, so let the fun began. I think I should just keep those three things permanently attached to me, but I bet you my little friend will find some way to take them from me even it I do that, so my story is to be continued….. and it has! hahaha here i go again! OH, HELL!
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Damn gnomes are at it again! At our house, they are a bad influence on Piper...telling her to tear up pillows and such. I am trying to teach her to "just say no," but it is not working!
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